violaslayvis:

‪Me in my academic papers: “One has to laugh…”‬

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882

mariavontraphouse:

if ya gon bring ya boo around your family do not let your family disrespect them

(Source: cruelladatrille)

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

candiikismet:

chabrit012:

theseriouscynic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

siege1:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

This is quite possibly the greatest story ever told I’m WHEEZING

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Wooooow

I literally screamed. Jesus Christ’s

LMFAOOOOO

dumdolly:

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

(Source: dollymattel)

thestateonmtv:

Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.

babyprii:

I need this type of energy 😌

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away